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To: Brumar89 who wrote (5244)12/22/2003 5:38:41 PM
From: rrufff  Read Replies (1) of 20773
 
I have good news. I don't need a telezapper. I printed that duranged post and have it next to the phone for the next telemarketer.

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Just to show even we slightly right of center people have a sense of humor as we laugh at the paranoid conspiracy theorists. The sad thing is that I have to point out that this is a joke because you know who will think it is true and add it to his blogging around the internet:

U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.
After a few minutes of speaking he said, "I will now answer any questions you have."

Timmy stood up and said, "I have four questions":
1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?
3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties?
4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?

Just then the recess bell rang and the kids rushed out to play for
recess. Upon their return Mr. Ashcroft said, "I am sorry we were
interrupted. I will now answer any questions you have."

A little girl named Julie stands up and says, "I have six questions":
1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?
3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties?
4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
5. Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?
6. Where is Timmy?
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