Subject: President Bill Clinton
President Bill Clinton was on a trip to several European countries.
While visiting England, he is invited to tea with the Queen.
He asks her what her leadership philosophy is.
She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.
He asks how she knows if they are intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the right questions" says the Queen. "Allow
me to demonstrate."
The Queen phones Tony Blair, puts him on the speaker phone and says,
"Mr Prime Minister, please answer this question for me: Your mother has a
child, your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or
sister. Who is it?"
Tony Blair responds, "It's me, m'am"
"Correct, thank you and goodbye sir" says the Queen
She hangs up and says "Did you get that, Mr. President?"
"Yes, 'm'am, thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"
Upon returning home, he decides he'd better put some of his old
friends to the test.
He calls George Soros first and says, "Hi George, I wonder if you can
answer a question for me?"
Soros says, "Look, Bill, we"ll keep giving you all the cocaine you want as long as you keep signing those Executive Orders we send you. Now don't bother me."
And Soros hung up. |
