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Oh yes, still very nubile, most attractive, even after all these years and so much wear and tear. No, sir, technically, she is still a virgin. Yes, just like Britney was. Have a nice day, miss.
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No, sir, we can’t help you with that. I suggest calling the New Yorker cartoon department directly, they may be able to explain it for you.
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No, sir, I am not at all interested in refinancing my penis, in fact I don’t even have a pe – hey, how did you get this number?
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Yes, ma’am, it makes no sense to me either, and if Mr. Gates ever calls, I’ll be sure and let him know.
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Really?
I see.
Well, Gwyneth, you have won your bet, the deleted three word post by Janice Shell was indeed “His throbbing dick.”
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I don’t know why they do it either, miss, I just answer the phone. Yes, the last few years have been difficult for all of them.
Mm-mm.
I suppose so, I’m just thankful it hasn’t gone all political like so many others... Thank you, you too.
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