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Politics : TRIAL OF SADDAM HUSSEIN
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To: MKTBUZZ who wrote (293)1/4/2004 3:27:53 AM
From: jmhollen  Read Replies (1) of 493
 
MKT,

I think the trial of Saddass will be a real trip. I envision it going something like this.

Chief Judge: "...Are you Saddass Hussein..."?
Saddass: "...Yes...".
Chief Judge: "...How do you plead to the charges made against you..."?
Saddass: "...Per my supreme hero, Charlie Manson, I declare that you have no authority over me...".
Chief Judge: "...We'll take that as a "Not Guilty by reason of Supreme Arsehole-ism". Will the attorneys for the State and the Defense please proceed".

Resident Courtroom Gnomes: "...Blah blah blah blah. Bluster bluster bluster bluster. Mumbo mumbo mumbo. Jumbo jumbo jumbo. Many photographs of trenches full of dead people and babies, and warehouses and tunnels full of banned weapons. Hundreds of heartbroken witnesses. Blah blah blah blah. Bluster bluster bluster bluster. Mumbo mumbo. Jumbo jumbo. Mumbo..!! Jumbo..."!!!.

Chief Judge: "...Finding you guilty on all charges, you are condemmed to public execution by firing squad. On the following morning at dawn, you will be tied - nude - to a stake in the public square in Baghdad, while standing in a bushel basket full of fire ants. Whereupon, 10 novice members under the age of 11 of the new Iraqi National NRA will attempt to shoot you in the face with .22 bolt-action single-shot rifles - using high-velocity hollow-points from 150 yards - until you are declared dead by a deaf-dumb-&-mute Mullah flown in from Iran ..."!!! "...May Allah have mercy on your carcass - a good pair of nose plugs...".

Cue: Gavel whack.

Exit stage left...........................

John :-)
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