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Politics : Stockman Scott's Political Debate Porch

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To: T L Comiskey who wrote (34160)1/4/2004 1:41:05 PM
From: Jim Willie CB  Read Replies (3) of 89467
 
a Christmas joke

St Peter was managing the pearly gate entrance during the Christmas season
as a second tier for passage, people had to demonstrate festive activity of a holiday nature

the first guy claimed to have a decorated Christmas tree
Pete said "excellent, you are in"

the second guy struggled, but finally came up with a jingling set of car keys, which he claimed to sound like jingle bells
Pete said reluctantly "good enough, you are in"

the third guy wore a rogue's grin, and gently pulled out a pair of women's panties
Pete blocked him with "what is this?"
the guy offered "these are my favorite among Carole's"
Pete laughed and said "sorry, but her songs dont rhyme"

/ jim
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