Colin needs to admit he Lied......(The UNSpeaker)
His 'Image thing' would improve...
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A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish
sausage."
The clerk looks at him and asks, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I
was Italian?
"Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
German?
"Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?
"Or if I had asked for a chorizo, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Would ya, huh? Would ya?"
The clerk says sheepishly, "Well, no."
With deep, self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right
then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish
sausage?"
The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."
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