new theory # 3491877-b
by consensus.... -g
fill in the numbers, i'll start
1. Jorge gets re-elected.
2. Jorj gets elected
3. LOL- Jorj gets elected and get's > 50% of the popular vote
4. Upon such result... L_L organizes revolt with likewise dissatisfied rebels, flees to Idaho --forms rogue government, and puts crocodiles in moat surrounding compound called *back to 1776 homestead*
5. sex scandal rocks Jorj's new administration [Jessica Rabbit tells all the juicy details in the Inquirer]
6.Barry Diller purchases majority ownership of the Inquirer, promises to bring integrity back to journalism.
7. Hillary mounts (snicker) campaign to impeach Jorj because he is more popular than she is.
8. Jorj appoints XYZ as secretary of state, Mulholland Drive as Chief of Staff, Gloop as Treasurer, Peach as Secretary of the interior, OMD as press secretary, oral as secretary of gambling, Augustwest as Agricultural minister and Foxlette as secretary of throwing really good parties as well as Secretary of Dip, for taking care of that bitch jessica rabbit for talking to much.
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