Ole, from the little farm community of Viroqua, Wisconsin, married an
attractive local farm girl, Lena, half his age. After several months,
Lena complained that she had never climaxed during sex; and according to her
Grandma, all Norwegian farm women are entitled to a climax once in a
while.
So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the large-animal Vet since there
was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in Vernon County. The Vet didn't
have any sure-fire ideas, but he did recall how, during the hot summer,
his Mother and Dad, Olga and Sven, would fan a cow that was having any
difficulty birthing a calf to cool her down, relax her, and make her
struggles easier.
So, the Vet suggested that they might hire someone to wave a towel over
them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, might cause the
young wife to relax and climax
Not wanting the word of their troubles to spread around Viroqua County,
the couple hired Lars, a young college student from the big city of Madison, to
wave a towel over them as the Vet suggested.
After several efforts, there was still no climax for Lena. They went back to
the Vet. The Vet thought some more and then suggested that Lena change
partners and let Lars have sex with her while Ole tried waving the towel.
They tried it that night and Lena went into wild, shuddering,
ear-splitting climaxes, one after another.
When it was over, Ole smugly looked down at Lars and said, "Ya see, city
slicker, now dat's how ya vave a towel !! |
