The Top 10 Excuses Bush should tell the public:
#1 When I asked the estimators, they said the Medicare assumptions were "good, good numbers".
#2 I got bad intel from the CIA, and I'm such a trusting gullible fool, I believed it. I'm an idiot, not a liar.
#3 Tax cuts for the rich will create jobs. Really.
#4 half-trillion-$ deficits will have no bad consequences. Trust me.
#5 When any American soldier is fighting anywhere, only cowards and traitors will criticize the President. And, since we are in a permanent war, waged all over the planet, that means...
#6 I'm a fiscal conservative, so I'm planning on balancing the budget. Someday. Keep trusting me.
#7 Being Pro-Life means having an inflexible, absolute reverence for life, and protecting all human life at all costs. Until they are born. Then, it's OK to use them as cannon fodder, or execute them.
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