* Rules for this Diet *
+ If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
+ If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled out by the diet soda.
+ When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you don't eat more than they do.
+ Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER counts, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast, and Sara Lee Cheesecake.
+ If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.
+ Movie related foods do not have additional calories because they are part of one's personal fuel, such as Milk Duds, Buttered Popcorn, Junior Mints, Red Hots, etc.
+ Cookies pieces contain no calories. The process of breaking causes calorie leakage.
+ Things licked off of knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something. Examples are peanut butter on a knife making a sandwich, and ice cream on a spoon making a Sunday.
+ Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories. Examples are spinach and pistachio ice cream, mushrooms and white chocolate. NOTE: Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color. |
