DJ, I admit that it amazes me how obviously absurd things can be taken seriously.
But I really do have a plan for killing hordes of infidels without Islamic martyrdom. Al Q should buy it from me. It's foolproof and works on Islamic Jihad principles. I'll give you a brief outline [but not the key to making it work].
It works by inductive magnetic fields, using the normal electricity supplies which are pretty much everywhere where infidels are. I've invented an electromagnetic pulsed monocycle nerve harmonic system, which when properly tuned, induces electrical currents in infidels' nerves and synapses, causing an acute and severe epileptic convulsive collapse, and with the amplitude turned up just the right amount, death.
Using the ubiquitous 50 Hertz cycles of power supplies as the fundamental waveform and primary energy source, I overlay that with harmonics which resonate only in people without the correct Allah-induced alpha wave functions in their brains. True believers in Allah have a different wave function in their brains, so the induced current harmonics are not at the correct frequency to cause dangerous currents in the synapses in the brain.
These briefcase size devices can be quickly moved around a city, killing all infidels within a radius of 314.15 metres of the output antennae midpoint. There are two small antennae to enable the energy to be focused on individuals for a microsecond, whether they are moving or not, hence the precision of the lethal range of the infidel harmonics. A microsecond is all that's needed to cause the synaptic malfunction.
If you know of any Islamic Jihadistic people where you are who are interested in buying one of these devices, please tell them of this excellent opportunity to exterminate swarms of infidels, like flies. Because of mobility of the device, and speed of the effect, a Jihadi can perform Allah's work and be gone before anyone realizes that a whole area has a lot of dead infidels lying around.
Allah Aqaba,
Mqurice
PS: For large orders, I will negotiate a discount. This is much more fun that the usual self-destructive and quite revolting suicide bomb. The Jihadi gets to see what results they get with this device, and can control the process very effectively. |
