LOVELY HULA HANS
Lovely Hula Hans, Flew to Waikiki from Salzburg,
Dressing in a skirt, adding some falsies, lovely Hula Hans,
Kah Li ma nah Oy vey
Lovely Hula Hans, activist for gays and lesbians,
Also for bisexuals, don't forget transgender people too,
Lovely Hula Hans,
Kah Li ma nah Oy vey
Marriage licenses issuing in San Francisco, help Hans, our Hula Hans,
Hans thought he'd go and see if he could help the people, give them his mahalo,
Lovely Hans's hands, fingertips that say aloha,
Went to see the Austrian governor, lovely Hula Hans,
Kah Li ma nah Oy vey
Arnold felt the soft caresses of his hula hands, Hans' hula hands,
Down in places only wife Maria found before, he cried to God, "mahalo"
Lovely Han's hands, fingertips that say aloha,
Arnold said a brief we'll file, for lovely Hula Hans,
Kah Li ma nah Oy vey |
