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Technology Stocks : How high will Microsoft fly?
MSFT 487.71-0.1%Dec 26 9:30 AM EST

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To: Mightycujo who wrote (2733)8/16/1997 3:01:00 PM
From: mxyztplk   of 74651
 
Mightycujo, re: Jobs, Satan announce deal

This is a truly engrossing and important article.

I am unsure of its attribution, however. Was it perhaps from my own local newspaper of record, the San Jose Monopoly News? I believe they were the among the first to correctly identify in print the mortal presence of the Prince of Darkness on this Earth. [They earlier had identified the CIA as His embodiment, but later said that this story was inoperative.] This unbiased newspaper has been heavily engaged in exposing the Devil for quite a while. I think it has something to do with competition.

Anyway, if it did not originate with the old SJ Monopoly [which we here affectionately refer to as the KneeJerky News], please have the author e-mail a copy to them. I'm sure they'll print it [although perhaps may attribute it to "Monopoly News wire services", as is their wont].

Best regards,
Arno
[P.S. Indeed, very funny.]
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