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To: Dale Stempson who wrote (3734)8/17/1997 6:15:00 PM
From: RagTimeBand   of 7685
 
>>Michael, I'd return with you if it weren't for the fact that my buddy Emory would be soooo disappointed!<<

WHAT? HOW DID YOU COME TO THAT CONCLUSION?????????

Seriously - A long time ago I wrote to you that I thought you were an asset to this thread. I felt that way until your exuberance got the best of you and you began taking unwarrented (IMHO) shots at Syquest. Now that I've gotten you straightened out :-) you are back to your old thoughtful self (with only an occasional slip).

Since we're back into a slow news period and you indicated that you like a little humor now and then, I thought I'd post the following.

DOGS VS. WOMEN

1. Dogs don't cry.
2. Dogs love it when your friends come over.
3. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
4. Dogs think you sing great.
5. Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late.
6. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
7. A dogs time in the bathroom is limited to a quick drink.
8. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
9. Dogs don't mind if you give away their offspring.
10. Dogs understand that farts are funny.
11. Anyone can get a good looking dog.
12. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
13. Dogs don't shop.
14. Dogs like when you leave things on the floor.
15. A dogs disposition stays the same all month long.
16. Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
17. A dog's parents never come to visit.
18. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
19. When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you without reason, you can shoot it.
20. Dogs like beer.
21. Dogs don't hate their bodies.
22. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
23. Dogs never expect gifts.
24. It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.
25. Dogs don't worry about germs.
26. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've ever had.
27. Dogs like to do their snooping outside, as opposed to your wallet, desk, or back of your sock drawer.
28. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
29. Dogs never want foot rubs.
30. Dogs don't borrow your shirt.
31. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
32. Dogs can't talk.
33. Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
34. Dogs aren't catty.
35. Dogs seldom outlive you........

Regards - Emory
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