You should enjoy this, Neville.
> > Robot Bartender
> >
> > A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.
> > A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
> > The man replied, "130." So the robot proceeded to make conversation
> > about physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on.
> > The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."
> > Another gent came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your
> > IQ?"
> > The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football,
> > baseball, and so on.
> >
> > The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."
> > A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked
> > him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "70."
> >
> > The robot then asked, "So, are you Democrats really going to nominate John Kerry?" |
