Hey Wet One,
I've been vacationing for a while, and was not here
to prevent you and a couple of others from invading
this sacred space. You are on probation. Improve
you messages, or you will be banned.
I took some time away from the frigid Mid-Atlantic, to
enjoy some of the warmer weather to the south.
While in Ft Lauderdale, I took a trip to Ground
Zero's trailer park, "Landfill Acres". In spite of
the horrid conditions I was going to stop in an say
hello, and drop off some old clothing. Unfortunately,
GZ's spouse, known locally as "Hound Zero", was busy
out by the street, with a mattress strapped to her back.
A group from the toxic waste facility next door was
coming over for some lunchtime fun, so I just moved on.
I drove down to the Keys for the first time. That's
quite a place. In Key West, people stand around,
entertained by some 3rd rate jugglers, and drum beaters
and watch the sun go down. They don't realize that
the sun sets everywhere, except perhaps Landfill
Acres. Key West is the kind of place where Captain
and Wayne can openly perform their sick acts on each
other. The weather was nice, but I did not like
sharing it with those odd balls.
All in all the trip was nice. I got to play some golf.
But it's nice to be back home where I can start some
mornings with my snow shovel.
I will try to catch up on the few messages on this
Insult Thread that make any sense.
I know that everyone is glad to know that I'm back.
Bob
Insult Champ |
