CAR TROUBLE……
I was traveling between Toronto and Ajax the other day when a tire blew out.
Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat. My only option was to flag
down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town. The first vehicle
to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, "Need a lift?"
"Yes, I sure do," I replied.
"You a Liberal or Conservative," asked the old man.
"Conservative," I replied.
"Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off. Another
guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question. Again,
I gave the same answer, "Conservative."
The driver gave me the finger and drove off. I thought it over and decided
that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly
political and there appeared to be few Conservatives. The next car to stop
was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively
and asked if I was a Liberal or Conservative.
"Liberal" I shouted.
"Hop in!" replied the blonde. Driving down the road, I couldn't help but
stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through
her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher
and higher up her thighs. Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car."
She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I
jumped out. "What's the matter?" she asked.
"I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Liberal for five
minutes and already, I want to screw somebody. |
