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Politics : Foreign Affairs Discussion Group

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To: quehubo who wrote (127884)3/31/2004 9:28:43 AM
From: NightOwl  Read Replies (3) of 281500
 
Quehubo...

I should have forewarned you that it is quite impossible to defeat Carl Bilow in any battle wherein Numerology and Math-o-Magic rule the field. If victory is your goal you simply must employ weapons with which he is not familiar.

If I were you I would use this lull in the fighting to mobilize some entirely new weapons for instance:

To support your proposition that our economy is doing just fine all you need to do is point out that not one of the former officers or directors of Worldcom, Enron, or the NYSE has been shot down in the streets,... despite the fact that most of them have spent a great deal of time in the states of NY, Texas and Alabama!!

After you have confounded him with this intelligence, you could then open fire on his "Iraq was a mistake!" positions. Point out to him the obvious fact that Iraq is a "No Lose" proposition. Simply tell him that we will either succeed in fostering a democratic state, or bring about a ME civil war capable of producing the very 5% solution his own Math-o-Magic says is necessary!

Then... if he is still standing <Hoo><smerk><Hoo>... you could administer the real "coup de ville!"

Just tell him to stop all this flim-flam about Iraq distracting us from "policing up" AQ and OBL. Tell him we care far less about them than Lincoln cared about Bobby Lee and the Confederacy.

This is a war to eliminate the last bastion of male chauvinism and to Emancipate all women from the yoke of Islamic slavery.

Once that is achieved, peace will reign on every border. ...And all fighting will be reserved for the household wherein it belongs.

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P.S. Yes you and I both know that Islam is not quite the "last" bastion, but trust me Lincoln was no dummy either. Islam is plenty big enough and you don't want the Indians and Africans to know that we know about them... yet.
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