| I still find it funny that the Busheviks are accusing Kerry of flip-flopping on the issues. Bush has flip-flopped more in 3 weeks on the 9/11 Commission than Kerry has on all the issues he's faced in his years as a Senator. "Not gonna testify. Might testify. Might talk but not swear my lies are the truth. Might talk to two guys who promise not to use big words. Kinda Sleazy Rice won't testify. Well, she'll testify, but only on "60 Minutes." Important priciple involved. Which lasted as long as most right wing principles, a day or two. Kinda Sleazy will testify, but not swear. O.K., she'll swear, but in private. How could I say that stuff about Iraq to Richard Clarke when I wasn't even in room, ha, ha? Oh, he has witnesses, most of whom still work for us? Oh, then I was there. But I didn't say that stuff. Oh, I told Bob Woodward the same thing? And he has it on tape? Then, I might have said it, but my tone was different than Clarke says it was. I will testify to the entire commission. In secret, because we don't tell anyone anything. Damned Americans are like mushrooms: best kept in the dark and shovel manure on them. Wait, I was a moron on Meet The Press. Cheney has to go with me to tell me what to say. Shoot, that Kerry flip-flops more often than I clear Bush on my ranch in Crawfish." |
