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Microcap & Penny Stocks : ADGI Chearleading Squad (No Facts, Just Brag)
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To: Anil Mistry who wrote (368)7/31/1996 3:04:00 PM
From: Hubert Few   of 514
 
Anil, re: Friday the 13th....hmmmm, that would be a nice touch.

I can see it now:

PALM BEACH FLA. (PR-BIZWIRE-THING) ADGI purchases outstanding
stock of Sytems of Excellence. CEO Lord Buffo Fontleroy III,
announces 400-1 reverse split in hostile takeover bid to raise
SEXI share price to $900. ISGI issues warrants and deeds and
many other important printed material relevant to the purchase.

INNO recieves massive order for printed T-shirts and also
strategic advisement contract worth in excess of three dollars.
Failed newsletter writer Preston Shelby Jr. declares, "this is
THE stock deal of the century, the resulting synergies from
this co-operative effort should land all of our asses squarely
in Raiford State Prison" SEXI declined comment on persistent
rumors on "the street" that newly installed VTCS systems at
Raiford would be available to all of the concerned parties
to view their own trial in real-time at 30fps.

ADGI legal counsel, Dr. Winslow Tharpgoate PHD.DDS,ADD,SOB,PA,
has advised his clients to avoid public comment on the upcoming
merger, unless they can find a suitably "intellectually challenged"
twit secretary with no stock options or professional training
to issue news release at will.

ADGI of Palm Beach produces a 45 spf pucker factor tanning oil
INNO of Skinflint Tenn. produces unrestricted shares
SEXI of Boise Idaho/Coral Springs Fla. produces jet lag pills
that can be laser engraved with the prescription holder's
initials, a DNA thing nobody understands, and scores of
pissed off shareholders who all go by "Bubba".

for further contact call 800-buy-mo-pennies and ask for
Zelda the Prognosticator.
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