Spot, your attempt at humour is not appreciated. We do not like humour, for humour is not funny.
We should always be vigilant, to make sure that all do as we do, as we think, as we are told, so that we will unwaveringly bid up each others shares, and homes, take out bank loans based on the mark-to-market valuations, powered on both sides by our hero Greenspan’s money, so that we go to heaven rich, as in not poor.
This schema/construct is perfectly legal, encouraged, and our officials promised that all will be well.
We must make sure that all folks at all times must not be having more fun than we are, and we must control our behavior so that we are not in any danger of having any fun either. Life is too serious for fun.
Buy, I say, for a day we do not buy is a day we are short. Sell puts, buy calls, and mark-to-market the gains to buy vacation homes, then take out the increased equity to buy more calls, sell more puts, leverage more homes. We are going to be so rich, waging wars of liberations, earn thanks, each and every day, so that we cannot wait for tomorrow, tomorrows after tomorrow, ad infinitum, ad naseaum, forever and ever, amen.
You may feel free to call me an imbecilic moron, I am not afraid, for I know I am right, always, even though I have been so wrong before, for so long that I do not remember what it feels like to be right. The negative people, forgive them, they are just broken clocks and dumb bells.
Chugs, Jay
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