Oh, come on now. Kerry wants to let the U.N. handle Iraq.
Inasmuch as we now know that the U.N. was on Saddam's payroll, it seems that there's an established U.N./insurgent relationship there that might work.
Probably the first thing the U.N./Kerry strategy would implement is to release Saddam to U.N. custody, then install him as Governor of Iraq. That way, the insurgents would stop fighting us and sign on as Saddam's military.
That would STOP the WAR and BRING PEACE, which is the only goal and priority here, right?
The U.N. could then ship building materials and paint to Iraq so the torture chambers and rape rooms could be updated, redecorated, and reopened ASAP.
Once that's done, they might even send Saddam some yellow cake, centrifuges, and advanced biological production equipment, along with a note of apology for interrupting his ambitions over the past decade.
Yeah, that's the ticket.
Oh, and of course they mustn't forget to put those UN employees back on Saddam's payroll. |
