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To: Stocktalk Lurker who wrote (1085)	8/19/1997 2:36:00 PM
From: uu	of 3967

Response from the NetWork It is time for another exciting episode of Xecom sit-com. The drums, the music and the Xecom theme song: techstocks.com Tonight's episode: The Earnings Report In a recent statement by the director/consultant to the SEE-BS Xecom sit-com, Evangelist Lanza justifiably states the reason for the delay in the earnings report is due to company's CEO (Mr. Joe Vigliarolo) and his wife both being ill (Please see techstocks.com second paragraph). SEE-BS NetWork has also announced the following as the reasons for earnings report being so late. Top 10 reasons for Xecom earnings being late: 10. The type writer that was going to be used to type the earnings report ran out of ink and in fact broke down. Therefore the company is looking to buy a brand new type writer and time is being spend to shop around for the best buy. 9. Those darn communist Canadians shorting the stock have sabotaged the earnings report by hiring Libyan terrorists/mercenaries. The management is in direct contact with anti terrorist division of CIA and will soon be getting the earnings report back from the communist Canadians! 8. The earnings report was shipped to SEC via UPS, however due to UPS employee strike the package containing the earnings report has been lost! 7. Earnings report had several spelling and grammatical errors! The management has hired a top notch Shakespearean author to re-write and to articulate the report in a poetic manner. 6. The dog used by the security guards at company's headquarters chewed the earnings report. The management has ordered for the immediate termination of the dog and a new report is being prepared. 5. The paper used to write the earnings report was made out of recycled toilet papers not withstanding the writings for so long! The management has ordered genuine non-recycled paper and a new report is being prepared. 4. The wrong address for SEC was put on the envelop containing the earnings report, therefore the report was returned back to the company for address correction. On top of that the package had about 10 cents short of stamps! 3. Televangelist Oral Roberts is reviewing the report in seclusion and is in the process of blessing it!!! 2. Calculator used to add up the numbers has run out of battery. 1. The CEO of Xecom and his wife are both ill!

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