Take a break and lighten up
"President Bush listed his income as $822,000. You know what John Kerry calls someone who earns $822,000? Not even worth dating." —Jay Leno
"Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq." —Conan O'Brien
"They said on CNN today that if things go according to plan, the U.S. will hand over power in Iraq on June 30. 'If things go according to plan?' What plan? Do we have a plan? Did I miss the news today? Is there a plan?" —Jay Leno
"You know when you rent a video and it has that FBI warning at the beginning? Well, Condoleezza Rice now says that is not a warning, it's a historical document." —Jay Leno
"CIA Director George Tenet has now testified before the 9/11 commission and he said we are still making the same dumb mistakes, like leaving memos on the President's desk." —David Letterman
"This week, President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney released their tax returns. Cheney made more money than the president. When asked about it, the president said, 'That's true, but he also made more decisions.'" —Conan O'Brien
"President Bush earned $400,000 for his job as president last year. That's not really that much for being president when you think about it. But President Bush, he doesn't do it for the money, he does it for the eight months of vacation every year." —Jay Leno |
