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Strategies & Market Trends : Joe Copia's daytrades/investments and thoughts
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To: Joe Copia who started this subject4/24/2004 11:06:27 AM
From: Tradenride  Read Replies (1) of 25711
 
Funny story about a guy who had himself cryo-suspended for 10,000 years. Before they dunked him in the liquid Nitrogen, he stopped by the bank and bought a CD for $500.

10,000 years later scientists re-awaken him. He immediately finds a pay phone. (By then, cellphone frequencies have been all used up.) He calls the bank to check his balance. They tell him 50 million. Delerious with joy, he hangs up but as he steps away the pay phone rings. He answers. It's the operator. She says "That will be an extra $500,000 please."
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