> >
> > Fair and Balanced Reporting For a Boston Liberal Newspaper
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > Two boys in Boston were playing basketball when one of them was attack
by
> a
> > rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off a
> > nearby fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking
the
> > dog's neck. A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the
> > incident and rushed over to interview the boy.
> > The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the
> > headline: "Brave Young Celtics Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious
> > Animal."
> > "But I'm not a Celtics fan," the little hero interjected.
> > "Sorry," replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston, Mass, I just
> > assumed you were." Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again,
> "John
> > Kerry Fan rescues Friend From Horrific Dog Attack."
> > "But I'm not a Kerry fan either," the boy responds.
> > The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for the
> > Celtics or Kerry or Kennedy. What team or person do you support?"
> > I'm a Houston Rockets fan and I really like George W. Bush" the boy
says.
> > Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again, "Arrogant Little
> > Conservative Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet." |
