Whew, it's a good thing he was wearing a helmet, or he might have hurt his head and forgotten what he was saying, was going to say, had said...but he didn't fall, did he?
US NAVAL DEPARTMENT OFFICE OF INFORMATION 5/2/2004
Presidential hopeful, John Kerry, today applied for his fourth Purple Heart. The citation states "In the face of the enemy, and without concern for his own safety, he pedaled his bike into a mass of reporters, known for their short tempers, causing him to fall all the way to the ground. As he arose he made a self deprecating statement to the press, saying in a very manly voice "when I was in Vietnam....". A little used Naval regulation states "any person who accumulates five Purple Hearts automatically becomes President fo the United States." Please watch this space for Mr. Kerry's attempt at five. |
