"I actually voted for the 87 billion dollar bill, but only after I voted against it, uh, well, actually, I didn't vote, but then I did... oh, okay, so I was there and I voted... I just cannot recall whether I voted against it before I voted for it, or whether it was the other way around.. I will have to admit, well, ya see, it was like this, cutting off ears and genitals of my captives was something I did because, well, I couldn't vote against it, so I voted for it, since too many people were voting for it, I didn't want to stand out and vote against it, so I voted for it, but then, when arrived back at the States, I voted for it, no against it."
- - Hanoi kerry, demohack candidate for President...
Frankly, I think Don Knotts or Tim Conway could do a much better job...
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