BUSH BY THE NUMBERS
"Satire, kids, is your sacred duty as Americans. Be funny. Poke them cows and make them moo." -Garrison Keillor
It has been said, by someone much wiser than me that the only assault that mean people like George Bush cannot defend against is ridicule. Public, blatant, open ridicule is one of our best tools to end the illegitimate reign of America's Caligula wannabee.
The "Bush By the Numbers" campaign is designed to provide an easy method to build comaraderie among we true democats and Americans who are pledged to end the reign of terror that George Bush is attempting to impose on America and the world.
In every penitentiary in the world, jokes get stale. When they do, often the inmates find that calling out jokes by the number saves a lot of time. In the spirit of these prisoners' shorthand, I'm providing the nucleus of what I hope to be a campaign of laughter, disrespect and derision that will have us howling by November as the Bad, Bad Bush is run out of Washington, tarred and feathered, with a rail up his backside givin' him a good old fashioned shove out the door.
Here's the varied calibers of my ammunition so far. Please feel free to contact me with additional "fresh ammo". I'm at rayd95@yahoo.com or 541-318-8169
02, 03, 04. 12, 15, 16, 41, 365, 1358, 1837, 1908, 1956, 1967, 2000, Infinity
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