BUSH BY THE NUMBERS:
#12: So, the Democrat dies and goes to heaven. As he approached the Pearly Gates he meets St. Peter and sees the strangest site. There are billions of clocks at the entrance to Heaven. The Democrat, always curious, asks St. Pete what the clocks are for. St. Peter replies: "This is how we keep track of how many lies people tell when they are on Earth. For instance, here's Mother Teresa's clock. As you can see, the hands haven't moved from High Noon. And here's George Washington's clock, you can see the hand has moved about five minutes past Noon. And here's Bill Clinton's clock, it's moved a couple of hours." The Democrat says "I see. And how about George Bush's clock?"
St. Peter replies, "Oh, we keep that one in the office. We use it as a ceiling fan." |
