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Politics : Stockman Scott's Political Debate Porch

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To: Suma who wrote (46243)5/14/2004 4:06:28 PM
From: Skywatcher  Read Replies (1) of 89467
 
Subject: i like the reporter

Two boys in Boston were playing basketball when one of them was attacked
by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the
dog's neck.

A newspaper reporter from the Boston Globe witnessed the incident and rushed over to interview the boy.

The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the
headline, "Brave Young Celtics Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious Animal."

"But I'm not a Celtics fan," the little hero said.

"Sorry," replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston, Mass. I
just assumed you were."

Hitting the delete key, the reporter began, "John Kerry Fan rescues Friend
From Horrific Dog Attack."

"But I'm not a Kerry fan either," the boy said.

The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for
the Celtics or Kerry or Kennedy. What team or person do you like?"

"I'm a New York Knicks fan and I really like President George W. Bush,"
the boy answers.

Hitting the delete key again.
Sunday Headline:

Arrogant Little Conservative Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."

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