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Politics : Politics for Pros- moderated
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To: JohnM who wrote (44886)5/17/2004 2:55:48 PM
From: LindyBill  Read Replies (1) of 793818
 
Another one you will enjoy.

Twelve top reasons why God can't get tenure

1. He's authored only one paper

2. That paper was in Hebrew

3. His work appeared in an obscure, unimportant publication

4. He never references other authors

5. Workers in the field can't replicate His results.

6. He failed to apply to the ethics committee before starting His experiments on humans.

7. He tried to cover an experiment's unsatisfatory results by drowning the subjects.

8. When subjects behavior proved his theory wrong he had them removed from the sample.

9. He hardly ever shows up for any lectures. He merely assigns His Book again and again.

10. His office is at the top of a mountain, and He doesn't keep office hours anyway.

11. When He learned that His first two students sought wisdom, He had them expelled.

12. His exams consist of only ten assigments which most students fail.
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