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Politics : Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Kerry
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To: American Spirit who wrote (25021)5/24/2004 12:41:06 AM
From: Patricia TrincheroRead Replies (1) of 81568
 
Here's some levity in these troubled times:

How many members of the Bush Administration does it

take to change a light bulb?



The answer is seven:



1. One to deny that any light bulb needs to be

replaced.



2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who has

questions about the light bulb.



3. One to blame the previous administration for the

need of a new light bulb.



4. One to arrange the invasion of any country rumored

to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs.



5. One to get together with Dick Cheney and figure out

how to pay Halliburton Industries $1 million for the

new light bulb.



6. One to arrange a photo op showing Bush changing the

light bulb while dressed in an electrician's uniform.



7. And finally, one to explain to George W. Bush the

difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing

the country.
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