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To: Bill who wrote (408)	6/7/2004 10:00:43 AM
From: Oral Roberts	Read Replies (2) of 1409

I have it on good authority from one of my friends who is a top secret service agent that we have implemented new responses to prevent the appearance that the President isn't responding. The next time there is a plane crash the President will immediately jump to the Red phone and tell the military that we have been attacked by terrorists. Their instructions at that point are to shoot down all airliners within 500 miles of a major city. The death toll from this response will be massive and many of the dead may be innocent but it is needed to prevent 9/11 from ever happening again. It might be a bit of a problem when we find out the plane crashed due to wind shear but I have it again on good authority from one of my friends high up in military intelligence that we can make this appear to be Iran's fault opening our way to the invasion of Iran. By the way I was having dinner with my good friend Julia Roberts last night and she is having twins. Isn't that neat? Well I need to start planning my trip for the Reagan funeral. Nancy and I are very close friends and I must attend you know. Later.

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