Eric Blumrich is a NJ supporter of Kucinich. Did a commercial for him. If this gets out, he may get a few guests he doesn't want. From his Web Page.
RONALD REAGAN IS DEAD!
True- he had been reduced to a diaper-wearing, incontinent, babbling shadow of a human being by the encroaching depredations of Alzheimer's- a thought that has always cheered me in my darkest moments- but when I learned that ol' Ronnie was set to take that final dirt nap- it was like drinking ten cups of coffee, experiencing my first kiss, taking a rollercoaster ride, and listening to the Matrix Remix of Rob Zombie's "Dragula" at full volume, all at once...
Seriously- folks- I shouted with glee, got up, and danced a merry jig (which segued into an experemental dance technique I now call "Ronnie with a hot poker up his arse"), and immediately went out among the populace of Montclair, greeting everyone with a cheerful smile, distributing five-dollar bills to the homeless, and stopping by local churches, saying a silent word of thanks to the big guy in the sky...
My invitation- to all Bushflash fans in the montclair/central Jersey, NYC area:
Friday will be the day they finally toss Reagan's lifeless corpse into the ground- traditionally- this will be a day of national mourning. I would like to counter this, with an evening of national celebration.
I invite everyone who can come, to Tierney's Tavern, at 106 Watchung Avenue, Montclair, New Jersey, at 10:00 PM, to spend an evening celebrating the departure of one of the 20th century's most infamous, destructive, and heartless criminals to the stygian depths of hell.
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