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Dec 11 4:00 PM EST

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To: D.J.Smyth who wrote (874)	8/21/1997 10:36:00 PM
From: dylan murphy	of 1472

HOW TO DO STOCK MATHEMATICS as sorta taught by the Dallas,Tx. school system. (1) Rsys is at 38 and your ole lady is a crackhead. If it goes up 15%, what is it worth? answer- zero, ole lady sold stock to buy more crack. (2) Raoul needs money to do a drive by shooting. He decides to short 500 shares of RSYS. This is a sound decision because A. stock is overvalued. B. no one ever lost money by shorting RSYS. C. knows company doesn't give a damm. answer- D. all the above (3) Tamara gets knocked up. To plan for the bastard's college education she looks at three stocks. 1. Rsys-303mil market cap, 1.88 earnings 2. Rambus-1.9bill cap,.01 earnings 3. Yhoo-1.8bill cap .00earnings Which is the better value? answer-2&3 because when they earn 1.88 stock price will be higher. (4) Jerome breaks into house of honest market maker of Rsys. He steals the equivalent of 1\1000 the value of Rsys. How much did he get? answer- trick question, no such thing as honest market maker of Rsys.

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