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Politics : Should God be replaced?

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To: 2MAR$ who wrote (17947)	6/22/2004 12:01:11 PM
From: exdaytrader76	Read Replies (2) of 28931

don't even have to ask for anything. From the new Maxim, July 2004. It's also here: amazinghumor.com A blond found herself in serious financial trouble. She was so desperate that she decided to ask God for help. "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto." Lotto night came and somebody else won. She again prayed. "God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house, and I'm going to lose my car as well." Lotto night came and still no luck. Once again she prayed. "My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Please just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order." Suddenly there was a blinding flash of light as the heavens opened and God spoke, "Work with me here. Buy a ticket."

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