Hello Maurice, <<you … are enjoying baiting me>>
Yes, and when younger,
- pulling up the carrots in the neighbor's garden, taking off the fruit, putting back the surface plant back in place, and watch the neighbor's puzzlement over the days
- lacing lime into the root area of the neighbor’s sunflowers and corns, and watch the neighbor water the garden
- repeatedly but gently squeeze some of the bananas until it liquefies and leave them attached on the bunch, and watch the neighbor take delivery upon return from wherever
- loading lots of baby powder in large paper bag, position the open end under door of dorm mate in freshman dorm, and then stump on the end filled with powder(oh look, it’s snowing again!)
- hiring liberal exotic dancer dressed in business attire to visit conservative architect friend as potential but important client with big building project, watch friend prepare the portfolio over the days and weeks, and then watch the dancer, in all seriousness, unbundle hair, shake out the mane, unbutton the shirt, gyrate, take off the dress, and …
- hiring transitioning transvestite to accost buddy during bachelor party trip (yup, all good things happen to Mr. wonderful, like fake girls who are prettier than real girls)
… and now, talk to Maurice about CDMA/QCOM, ACF Mike about blue-chip stocks, and CB (where is CB?) about money, depression, and the second coming of Maestro Greensputin, in the form of Professor BurnAndKaput.
Chugs, Jay |
