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Politics : Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Kerry
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To: lorne who wrote (35056)7/11/2004 9:29:10 PM
From: redfishRead Replies (1) of 81568
 
There was this one time we were on patrol, and we spotted six viet cong armed with machine guns.

Kerry drove the boat onto the beach and leap out. He started chasing the machine gun guys without even having a weapon himself.

Okay, so he's chasing the viet cong, and they are firing at him with their machine guns, right? And Kerry is making these moves straight out of "The Matrix," they can't touch him, even with all six firing at once.

Then he catches up to them and throws the wickedist kung fu moves you ever seen, he's kicking and karate chopping all six at once. So he ended up killing all six with his bare hands, and he brought the six machine guns back to the boat.
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