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Pastimes : The Non-Political Joke Thread
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To: Jagfan who wrote (1)7/14/2004 3:43:38 PM
From: Jagfan  Read Replies (1) of 1755
 
A priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding.The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"

"Just water," says the priest.

The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"

The priest looks at the bottle and says, “Hallelujah "Good Lord! He's done it
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