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Pastimes : The Non-Political Joke Thread
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To: Lady Lurksalot who wrote (29)7/14/2004 9:16:45 PM
From: Robert C. Nusbaum  Read Replies (1) of 1755
 
A group of young business men were chatting at the bar, and one decides to share his recent embarrassment with the others. He tells them that he was booking a plane ticket to Pittsburgh, but he was so preoccupied with the beautiful breasts of the girl at the counter that instead of saying "I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh," he said, "I'd like a picket to Titsburg"

An older guy nearby hears the story and says, "You know, I had a similar experience with my wife this morning. We were sitting at the
breakfast table, and I meant to say, "Darling, could you please pass the butter" ... but what came out was, "You bitch, you're ruining my
fucking life."
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