God Will Provide
A girl has brought her fiancé home for dinner.
After dinner, the fiancé and the girl's father go
into the study for a man to man talk.
'So, what are you doing right now?' asks the father.
'I am a theology scholar,' replies the fiancé.
'Do you have any plans of employment?'
'I will study and God will provide.'
'What about the children?' asks the man.
'God will provide.'
'And your house and car?'
'Again, God will provide,' says the fiancé.
After the talk, the girl's mother asks the father,
'So what did you two talk about?'
The man replies, 'He has no plans of employment,
but on the other hand, he thinks I'm God.' |
