Don't forget the veterinarian. I once knew a urologist who had managed to get "IVSKIN" as his presonalized licence plate. I once knew of several court reporters who had managed to get the "F" word as their personalized license plates using stenotype language.
Here's a pun you've probably seen before, but what the hey:
Did you all hear about the three knights riding on their way to the
Crusades? They were riding through a forest in France one night when it started misting rain. Off in the distance through the trees, they saw a faint light. As they got closer, it turned out to be coming from a hut there in the woods.
The first knight got off his horse, handed the reins to his page, and
knocked on the door. The door was opened by the ugliest old woman the man had ever seen! She invited him in, and he stepped into her hut. He told her they were on the way to the crusades and wished to get some shelter for the night from the rain. The old lady grinned up at him through black and broken teeth, and said, "You are all welcome to spend the night here if one of you will sleep with me." The knight was flabergasted! He immediately refused, and went back outside, took his horse from the page, and led the others away, telling them of her
strange request.
The knights had not ridden for more than a couple of minutes when the thunder crashed and the skies really opened up! Soon it was pouring cats and dogs, and the three knights were all soaked to the skin with the rain pouring down their armor! They decided to try the ugly old lady again!
They returned to the hut and, this time, remained mounted while the page knocked on the door. The lady stuck her head out, saw the men, and said, "I haven't changed my mind. If you want to stay here, one of you must spend the night with me."
The three knights looked at each other, and finally one said, "Promise her anything, but give her our page!" |
