Hello Maurice, you got the wrong script again.
The correct version left on the airport lounge table by persons unknown in the year 2020 summarizes as follows
(a) In the year 2019, 50% of Taiwan electorates polled wishes to become part of the more prosperous Fujian Province;
(b) 10% of Taiwan electorates, in the form of residents working and living on the Mainland wishes to enjoy the convenience of visa-free travel;
(c) 5% of remaining 40% of Taiwan electorates holds foreign passports and thus are no longer eligible to cast ballot on the future of Taiwan;
(d) Taiwan regime has some WMD (crop dusting planes, fertilizer warehouses and diesel fuel depots were dead giveaways) rumored to be threatening 3G Dam and thus constitutes clear and present danger, qualifying them for pre-qualified pre-emptive regime change;
(e) 99% of all ethnic Chinese population support resumption of unification in a worldwide ballot tabulated in Beijing;
(f) 2020 January 1st, mainland fishing boat boarded by Taiwan;
(g) Operation “Pirate Hunt” is ordered by Beijing central authority, as Taiwan provincial authority appears unable or unwilling to uphold local law and order;
(h) Central-level public security apparatus sends 28 million police officers from Hunan Province to restore law and order in Taiwan Province, in cooperation with local officers, and concerned citizens;
(i) Followed in 24 hours by island-wide celebration, with heavy local turnout by folks recently arriving from Hunan Province; and
(j) Along with the usual flowers on the pavements and dancing in the streets.
As the island suffered a electricity failure, downing all telecom and media transmission, Chinese News Network (CNN) runs unending loops of street celebration scenes shipped off the island, by way of Fujian, with familiar looking palm trees and road signs, filmed at an unidentified location and produced at an unknown time.
Subsequently, US authority makes effort at organizing coalition of the willing for intervention, netting Guam, Puerto Rico and American Virgin Islands, whose rudimentary police forces are already fully engaged and very busy in Iraq, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Sudan, Morocco, Turkey, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Indonesia, and parts of India. The Virgin islanders are still not used to the hustle and bustle of desert life.
China cancels US Most Favored Nation Status, declares the USD unfit for transaction/clearing in Asia Pacific region, and terminates the FED's line of credit.
End of script.
Keep track of this BBR thread and this post.
Chugs, Jay
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