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> GEORGE W. BUSH
> 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
> Washington, DC 20520
>
> EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
>
> Law Enforcement:
>
> I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for
> driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty,
> paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for
> 30 days.
> My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not
> available.
>
> Military:
>
> I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went
> AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any
> questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air
> National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in
> Vietnam.
>
> College:
>
> I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.
> I was a cheerleader.
>
> PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
>
> I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
>
> I began my career in the oil business in Midland,
> Texas in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't
> find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt
> shortly after I sold all my stock.
>
> I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a
> sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.
>
> With the help of my father and our friends in the oil
> industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected
> governor of Texas.
>
> ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS
>
> I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil
> companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the
> Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced LosAngeles
> as the most smog-ridden city in America.
>
> I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the
> tune of billions in borrowed money.
>
> I set the record for the most executions by any
> governor in American history.
>
> With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida,
> and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I
> became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.
>
>
> ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
>
> I am the first President in U.S. history to enter
> office with a criminal record.
>
> I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing
> cost of *over one billion dollars per week*.
>
> I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted
> the U.S. Treasury.
>
> I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit
> in U.S. history.
>
> I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies
> filed in any 12-month period.
>
> I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a
> 12-month period.
>
> I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the
> history of the U.S. stock market.
>
> In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans
> lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.
>
> I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the
> richest of any administration in U.S. history. My
> "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron
> oil tanker named after her.
>
> I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips
> by a U.S. President.
>
> I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for
> receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
>
> One of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the
> largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History,
> Enron.
>
> My political party used Enron private jets and
>
> My political party used Enron private jets and
> corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S.
> Supreme Court during my election decision.
>
> I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton
> against investigation or prosecution. More time and
> money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky
> affair than has been spent investigating one of the
> biggest corporate rip-offs in history.
>
> I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S.
> history and refused to intervene when corruption
> involving the oil industry was revealed.
>
> I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S.
> history.
>
> I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals
> to be awarded government contracts.
>
> I appointed more convicted criminals to administration
> than any President in U.S. history.
>
> I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the
> largest bureaucracy in the history of the United
> States government.
>
> I've broken more international treaties than any
> President in U.S. history.
>
> I am the first President in U.S. history to have the
> United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights
> Commission.
>
> I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
>
> I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S.
> "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused
> to abide by the Geneva Convention.
>
> I am the first President in history to refuse United
> Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S.
> election).
>
> I set the record for fewest numbers of press
> conferences of any President since the advent of
> television.
>
> I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in
> any one-year period. After taking off the entire month
> of August, I presided over the worst security failure
> in U.S. history.
>
> I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the
> World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later
> made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the
> largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
>
> I have set the all-time record for most people
> worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public
> venues (15 million people), shattering the record for
> protests against any person in the history of mankind.
>
> I am the first President in U.S. history to order an
> unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military
> occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the
> will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S.
> citizens, and the world community.
>
> I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and
> support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops
> and their families -- in wartime.
>
> In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our
> reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on
> our British friends.
>
> I am the first President in history to have a majority
> of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest
> threat to world peace and security.
>
> I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical
> Bunker Buster," a WMD.
>
> I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring
> Osama Bin Laden to justice.
>
> During the Iraq War and Occupation thousands of
> American troops were injured and killed. I did not
> have the time to attend any of the funerals for our
> fallen soldiers but I did have the time to attend more
> than 43 fund-raising events of the Republican party
>
> RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
>
> All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now
> in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for
> public view.
>
> All records of SEC investigations into my insider
> trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in
> secrecy and unavailable for public view.
>
> All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my
> Vice-President, attended regarding public energy
> policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
> public review.
>
> PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN
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