Man oh Man! I've heard of pots calling the kettles black.
But yours is the first experience I have had with one who throws everything in the kitchen into the furnace. Pots, kettles, bowls, spoons, knives, forks, cups, saucers, mixers, dough makers, spreaders, ovens, ranges, refigerators, ice makers, you name it. You toss them all into the flames as if you insist on burning every body's house down.
But remember: the flames can get so intense that they reach back and devour you in the process.
I still say: Take Two Valium tablets and relax. |
