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Pastimes : The Non-Political Joke Thread

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To: ManyMoose who wrote (228)7/30/2004 3:02:41 PM
From: Lazarus_Long  Read Replies (1) of 1755
 
Simple. ALL lawyers are jokes. You hadn't noticed?

You ain't a lawyer, a ya?
WATCH IT, BUDDY!

Don't forget, the ... ... for President is also a lawyer.
My love of lawyer jokes long predates the ... picking a XXXXXX for their veep candidate.

This is strictly bipartisan. Tricky Dick was a lawyer, too, remember? That should tell you all you need know of the breed.

(I will leave it to one of our fellow posters to attempt to defend that cute little rascal.)

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Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythological creatures.
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