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To: Lazarus_Long who wrote (264)	8/3/2004 1:42:22 PM
From: Jagfan	Read Replies (1) of 1755

What is the difference between a sorority girl and an elephant? About 40 lbs. How do you equalize the two? Feed the elephant. What's the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning? 1>Introduce herself. 2>Walks home. What's the difference between a sorority girl and the Titanic? Only 1500 went down on the Titanic. How can you tell if a sorority girl has achieved orgasm? She drops her nail file. What's a sorority girl's favorite wine? "Daaadddy, I want to go to mi-ammmmi." What do you get when you cross a sorority girl with an ape? Don't know. There is only so much an ape can be forced to do... Why is a sorority girl like a door knob? 'Cause everyone gets a turn. Did you hear about the new sorority girl doll? You put a ring on her finger and her hips expand.

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