Subject: Resume- Kerry
RESUME
7 mansions, including Washington DC, worth
multi-millions
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
Law Enforcement:
I voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA and defense
bill in my career as a US Senator. I ordered Boston to
remove a fire hydrant in front of my mansion, thereby
endangering my neighbors in the event of fire.
MILITARY:
I used three minor injuries to get an early discharge
from the military and service in Vietnam. I then
returned to the US, joined Jane Fonda in protesting
the war, and insulted returning Vietnam vets, claiming
they committed atrocities and were baby killers. I
threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in
protest. Or did I?
My book "Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New
Soldier" shows how I truly feel about the military.
COLLEGE:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.
Unlike my counterpart George Bush, I have no higher
education and did not get admitted to Harvard nor
graduate with an M.B.A
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and and have been there ever
since. I have no real world experience except marrying
rich women and running HJ Heinz vicariously through my
wife Teresa.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS US Senator:
I set the record for the most liberal voting record,
exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have
consistently failed to support our military and CIA by
voting against budgets, thus gutting our country's
ability to defend itself. Although I voted for the
Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit that
I voted for it.
I voted for every liberal piece of legislation. I have
no plan to help this country but I intend to raise
taxes significantly if I am elected.
My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart,
George Bush, that he will never catch up. I make no or
little charitable contributions and have never agreed
to pay any voluntary excess taxes in MA, despite
family wealth in excess of $ 700 million.
Althought I claim to be in favor of alternative energy
sources, Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills off
Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might spoil our
view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
None.
PERSONAL
I ride a Serotta Bike.
My Gulfstream V Jet I call "The Flying Squirrel"
I call my $ 850,000 42 foot Hinckley twin diesel yacht
the "Scarmouche".
I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and you had better
listen to it as it reflects our real culture.
I own several SUVs including one parked at my
Nantucket summer mansion, though I am against large
polluting inefficient vehicles and blame George Bush
for the energy problems.
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004 |
