A woman bought a new Mercedes S-500, only to return the next day,
complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman
explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!"
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the
speakers.
The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time
she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she
said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid them
"ASSHOLES!" she yelled.......
The French National Anthem began to play, sung by the Dixie
Chicks, Jane Fonda, John Kerry, and Michael Moore. |
